![]() "I don't know but I'm sure it was at the base of a mountain with a ski slope on it." June 13, 2023 "Siri," I asked my phone, "why am I so bad with women?" She responded, "I'm Bixby, you moron." June 14, 2023Īn elderly friend told about a nephew of his who became an orthopedic bone surgeon 50 years ago and moved to Colorado. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk." June 15, 2023 The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. "What's your name, son?" the principal asked his student. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice. June 18, 2023Īs I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns. I think my wife's putting glue on my antique guns collection. ![]() Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong?īecause they never do it on porpoise! June 20, 2023 What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach? My dad said after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage." June 22, 2023 Teacher: "Johnny, please use the words "letter carrier" in a sentence. His brother, Taco: "I'm working on some pretty big stuff too." June 27, 2023 The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself." June 28, 2023Īlexander Graham Bell: "I invented the telephone!" So, you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"Īfter a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up. One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. What do you get when you cross a stereo and a refrigerator? ![]() The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice, a cranberry juice, and some lemonade with a slice of orange all in the same glass. This morning, Siri said, "Don't call me Shirley." I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode. ![]() What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad? ![]()
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